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Make Goodman Point Great Again

Following the recent events here at Goodman Point, I believe that the time has come for us to rise up and take control of our destinies. Under the banner of “Make Goodman Point Great Again!” (MGPGA, which I am actually not sure how to properly pronounce), I want to ensure that we can continue our tradition of dividing our historic properties into 35-acre ranchettes, to be turned into weed-infested tracts littered with scrap motor vehicles, trash and debris.

MGPGA!

While I am willing to act as a figurative leader in the movement, I cannot commit to doing any of the dirty work.

Onward comrades, to victory.

Chris Barnhouse

Cortez