The Grave Yard Guard Authority of Dolores needs recognition.

They say, “We’ll help you indeed, just tell us your need!

Want to sell back your plot? We’ll help you a lot.

We think it’s so nifty, we’ll even give you a fifty.

Should you sell to another, we’ll still help you, dear brother, but there is a transfer fee of $50 you’ll see!

For the final figure we’ve got a real Digger!

Oh yes, he is so nifty, and only charges $650!”

Judson “J.R.” Williams

Cahone